Getting a title.....In Alabama, in my county anyway, you go down to the DMV or one of it's many satellites at grocery stores and shopping malls.
Walk right up to Aunt Bee's window and first tell her how nice she looks today. Compliment her on her dress or necklace. Then give her a hand written piece of paper that states make, model, year, color, mileage, previous owner, buyer, and something like one hundred dollars for the sale price.....give Aunt Bee about two or maybe three minutes to process this into her computer.
While you're waiting, ask Aunt Bee if the pictures on her stall are her children. She'll giggle and say of course not, they'll be her grandchildren. Smile and tell her she's telling a fib, she ain't old enough to have grandchildren.
She'll giggle some more and tell you the tax and fee is just to high, near 40 dollars. Just look sad and say something like "Oh My, the baby won't get no milk tonight !", Then Aunt Bee will say don't worry she'll fix it. When she's done it should cost around 20 bucks.
Look happy, smile and depending on the colors she has in her stall say Roll Tide or War Eagle. If she's a Tenn or Florida fan just smile and say nothing. Be sure to clean up afterwards though.
Tell her how sweet she is and how marvelous a day you'll now have after speaking with one so kind and beautiful as her.....you never know, you might need her again.
And....start getting rid of the progressive statist that run your state and stealing your freedoms.
Oh and, careful speaking about age....a southern Grandmother may look something like this.....
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