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olde coney
 Post subject: The wrong bitch...NTR
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:31 pm 
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The train was quite crowded and a
U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat. There seemed to be
one next to a well-dressed French
woman, but when he got there, he saw it was
taken by the woman's poodle. The
war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have
that seat?"


The French woman sniffed and said to no one in
particular, "Americans are so
rude. My little Fifi is using that
seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
available was
under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very
tired."


She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just
picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window and sat
down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his
place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you
Americans seem to
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the
fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the
window.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:17 pm 

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kx85
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:02 pm 
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Bloody Americans!! LMAO :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:48 am 
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:clap: :clap: I love the British humour :lol: :lol:
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olde coney
PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:09 am 
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THE KEY TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1, It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.

2, It is important to have a woman you can trust & who would never lie.

3, It is important to have a woman who is good in bed & enjoys being with you.















4, It is absolutely frikkin vital that these four women don't know each other :thumbup: :wave:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:52 am 
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Another :D classic from obvious guaranteed source. We just finished watching a Smith & Jones dvd, almost killing us. Absolute favourites are of course S & J, The Fast Show, Harry Enfield (Rodney Bond!) and of course Little Britain "Yeah I know" just to name some. Man behaving badly, now re-run (perhaps already 3rd) in weekdays is top on my wife's list.

More humour to this board! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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kx85
PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:12 am 
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I was in England back in 2000 and I remembered watching Euro Trash, totally hilarious take on basically a sex show! I was amazed! :roll: :lol:

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Ja-Moo
PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:23 am 
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kx85 wrote:
I was in England back in 2000 and I remembered watching Euro Trash, totally hilarious take on basically a sex show! I was amazed! :roll: :lol:


Who would have thought, in all of England you found that show......... :roll: :lol:

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kx85
PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:32 am 
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LOL, I didn't find it, my friends, retired couple, old farts I would of thought, were watching it!!! I couldn't believe the stuff that was on it, basically soft porn with a funny twist. :shock:

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kx85 wrote:
LOL, I didn't find it, my friends, retired couple, old farts I would of thought, were watching it!!! I couldn't believe the stuff that was on it, basically soft porn with a funny twist. :shock:



YEAH, YEAH, blame it AGAIN on old people......... :banghead :lol:

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