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Well, you can't have that
But if you're an American citizen, you are entitled to
A heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven Don't watch the food cook
A Dyna-Gym, I'll personally demonstrate it In the privacy of your own home
A king size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown water bed with polybendum
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry
A Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary's baby
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick
A Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair
A Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG
Or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati
A Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped
A Winnebago, hell, a herd of Winnebagos
We're giving 'em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw
A Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot
Or a baby's arm holding an apple?
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This is true. Where I grew up the hills were so steep and long, when your ball rolled down the hill you just said "screw it"...
Last edited by BarryB on Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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