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Author:  III [ Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Ya never know

You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat there sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

Author:  kx85 [ Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ya never know

LOL, here is the Cowboy version. :mrgreen:

WARNING - not for the prudes, DON'T WATCH if under age either. Explicit descriptions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vm2jPM4ee8

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