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 Post subject: struck me funny......
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:32 am 
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career
where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a
mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening
classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the
time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that
he had obtained a score of ... 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor.

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
because you did it all through the exhaust pipe".

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:51 am 
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Pretty good. Thank Lorraine for typing all that please.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:46 pm 
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"obgyn" the only people that can wallpaper your stairs and landing throught the letter box. :thumbup:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:15 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:12 pm 
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That would have been the Gap, if Barry hadn't had chickened out..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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