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olde coney
 Post subject: 100%
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:15 am 
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what is it about those people that say "I give more than 100%"

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint------it goes like this.

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give more than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer those questions.

If-- A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as-- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then-- H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And-- K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But-- A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And-- B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND look how far asskissing will get you.

A S S K I S S I N G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and attitude will get you there, its the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

Now I know why some people are where they are. :lol: :lol:

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axiom-r
 Post subject: Re: 100%
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:13 am 
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Location: The Central Coast of California - SLO
Gonna have to borrow this one Old Coney- Awesome!
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smokin
 Post subject: Re: 100%
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:31 am 
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This formula says it is 143 % TOO COMPLICATED :?
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boss429
 Post subject: Re: 100%
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:26 pm 

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Sold a business with about 15 employees. Some couldn't show up to work on time. The others just slid by and hopefully didn't steal. 100%???????? I would have been happy with 75%.
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